jenna

jenna

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via elias-lindhomie)

ryan-mcstunna:

peace love zucc

ZUCCCCCCCCC

I remember when I was younger and I wanted to be beautiful; now I’m older and I want to be intelligent. I want to burn hearts with brilliance and engulf souls with compassion. I want to be loved for my thoughts and nothing else.

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

(via toothlessgiroux)

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

(via elias-lindhomie)

vale-decem-fowl:

ididjustsaveyourlife:

perchyjackson:

zarryforeverandever:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

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I see this:

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NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

AMEN MOTHERFUCKERS

THANK

One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”

(via elias-lindhomie)

chriskreider:

ljorash4:

chriskreider:

Hockey boys are so weird they’re like “yeah I want a girl who likes hockey” and then u say u like hockey and they’re like “UM I BET U CANT EVEN NAME 1 PLAYER”

I bet you cant

I bet ur a bitch

(via elias-lindhomie)